He/She has been absent for some time … but they are back! Yes, the genius at my office who can’t even open milk properly.

I can’t answer for the rest of the world, but here in Australia our milk cartons have two clearly labeled sides: One says “Open Here” and the other says “OPEN OTHER SIDE”.

The afore-mentioned “genius” invariably opens it the wrong way … and then complains when it is so ‘bloddy’ hard to open the ‘bloddy’ milk carton.

I shudder to think that they are using a computer on a network I’m responsible for… 😐